Jokes 5-in-1 : Must Read And LAUGH

BOYS ATTITUDE

When they prpose a grl

If she say yes

Boy feel

Pata nai kitno ko yes kaha hoga

&

If she say no

Bandariya Khud Ko Katrina samajhti h

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Girl frnd 2 boy frnd: I'm pregnant.

B.F: R u sure its mine?

Girl starts crying & says: "Yaar sare aise bolenge to kaise kam chalega...?

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2 lovers ne Suicide ki planing ki

Boy jumpd 1st

Grl cloz her eyes & returnd

Boy in Air Opend parashute & said

Muje pata tha kamini

Tu Nhi Kudegi

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Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai

GOLU:samajdar

Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?

GOLU: boyfriend

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TEACHER-1 OVER Me KITANE BALL FeKI JATI H

STUDENT-6 TEACHER-GALAT, BETA 1 OVER Me 1 Hi BALL 6 BAR feKI JATI H, BETA sirf YAD KARNE Se KUCH NAHI hota, DEMAK b LAGAYA KARO