Thursday, 6 September 2012

Student Life in Class

This is Student Life Definitions Altered

SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes

SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way

PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions 
EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from whom you copied

MULTI TASKING: Playing games on cell, sms to gf/bf, gossiping with seat mate, day dreaming, making teacher's sketch and still pretending that you are listening what teacher is saying.
 
ART : Beautiful art on the last page of note book.

SENSE OF HUMOR : Provide best unintentional humour to teachers during Viva 

CONSISTENCY : Once a Zero, always a Zero!

VOICE MODULATION : Attendance in 5 different voices.

STAMINA : Tolerating teacher for consecutive 1 hour 

PERIPHERAL VISION: Staring at your crush, no matter where so ever he/she sits 

HUMANITY : Failing and keeping the consistency of giving others a chance to top! 

TALENT : Make whole class laugh no matter how tense is the situation 

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