MUST READ :Fantastic meanings

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN: The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths

EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPTIMIST: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER,says midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.

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