God said No you have another 34 years to live.
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck.
She even changed her hair color
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked, You said I had another 34 years 2 live.
Why didn't you save me from d truck?
(You'll love this)
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God replied: "I didn't recognize you!"
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